Pursuing the problems everyone ignores

The Savanna Package

What You Get:

  • 7 business days of focused contemplation
  • 1-page solution framework
  • Creative perspective on clear-cut challenges
  • Perfect for small businesses and focused issues

Investment: $500 (non-refundable once contemplation begins)

The Jungle Package

What You Get:

  • 14 business days of deep contemplative analysis
  • 2-3 page comprehensive framework
  • Complex organizational problems where multiple solutions have failed
  • Political and cultural dynamics assessment

Investment: $1,000 (non-refundable once contemplation begins)

A PersonalElephant

What You Get:

  • 48-hour response time
  • Private perspective on personal dilemmas
  • Complete confidentiality guaranteed
  • No social media exposure or AI scraping

Investment: $75 (non-refundable once work begins)

How the Chase Works

Your Investment: You're purchasing my brain, focused entirely on your challenge for the specified timeframe. Like commissioning intellectual art, you're paying for the thinking process and expertise, not guaranteed satisfaction with recommendations.

Radio Silence is Golden: You won't hear from me during the chase. This isn't neglect—it's deep work. I disappear into your problem until the solution emerges. No status calls, no progress updates, just pure contemplation. I may reach out if the map is missing a landmark—a critical piece of information needed to complete the pursuit. For the best results, stay responsive once the chase begins—an elephant hunt sometimes requires quick clarification to stay on the trail.

What You Receive: A framework that identifies the elephant in your room and provides a clear roadmap for addressing it. Each solution is bespoke, designed for your specific reality with its constraints and human dynamics.

Important Notes

Confidentiality:

Complete confidentiality guaranteed. Your challenges, internal dynamics, and solutions remain strictly private. No case studies, no examples shared without explicit permission.

Communication:

All communication via email (wildlife@chasetheelephant.com). No phone calls, no meetings, no collaborative workshops. When you're chasing an elephant, you need complete focus—interruptions scatter the pursuit.

Project Acceptance:

I reserve the right to reject projects that aren't a good fit for my contemplative approach. Not every problem needs an elephant hunter. I recommend emailing wildlife@chasetheelephant.com to check availability and project fit before booking any package.

Refunds for Rejected Projects:

If a challenge is not a good fit after receiving payment, I will process refunds within 24-48 hours after funds have been received from the payment processor.